Gift Cards

Gift Cards of various amounts are available from $10 to $100.

You can purchase a gift card for that someone special and they can choose the product that "blows their hair back", "makes them blush", "trips their trigger", "gives them a woody", "curls their toes", or otherwise "suits their fancy".

These gift cards have no expiration date, unless the owners of this store reach their expiration date, in which case, you are "shit outta luck". So buy and give one now cuz none of us are getting any younger.